Posts by gordon d

his mother was acting out of her head and they found out she had pneumonia at the hospital yesterday and today my son, her husband was taken to the intensive care because of not breathing.

they both were there to be with their son who had his biopsy.

gordon d

Hi Ken.....
Sorry it hurts so much....
If you'd like, I'll add you to our church's prayer request list...

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What would a jw do if...

by carla in

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what would a jw do if a householder insisted on seeing some form of identification?

anyone else who came to my door (pre all my signs!

) always offered id, even the boyscouts would introduce themself and identify their troop number..

So you stay behind the locked door and say,
"How do I know that you're really one of Jehovah's Witness?

The JW might respond,
"Well, I don't know how I could prove it to you... but I am."

You shout back,
"I know... Go get one of your family members that doesn't agree with you... If you can bring them here, completely ignore them and treat em' like s#!t... then I'll know you truly are one of God's chosen ones!"

Damn.... I crack myself up!

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Scotish joke

by mouthy in

a guy walks into a glasgow library and says to the prim librarian:.

"excuse me miss, de ye hiv any books on suicide?".

to which she stops doing her tasks,.

gordon d

aarrgghhh!.... LOL

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Bumper Stickers for the Board

by gordon d in

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we have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.

i'll go first....... .

gordon d

JWD...'cause a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

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Who am I?

by purplesofa in

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who am i to break away?.

don't the people who raised me, supported me, formed me---through their organizations and beliefs know more than i do?.

don't i owe them gratitude and respect?.

gordon d

Hi Purps.... That was beautiful!

Here's the song that answers that question for me.....

Who am I?
That the Lord of all the earth,
Would care to know my name,
Would care to feel my hurt.
Who am I?
That the bright and morning star,
Would choose to light the way,
For my ever wandering heart.

Not because of who I am,
But because of what you've done.
Not because of what I've done,
But because of who you are.

I am a flower quickly fading,
Here today and gone tomorrow,
A wave tossed in the ocean,
A vapor in the wind.
Still you hear me when I'm calling,
Lord, you catch me when I'm falling,
And you've told me who I am.
I am yours.
I am yours.

Who am I?
That the eyes that see my sin
Would look on me with love
And watch me rise again.
Who am I?
That the voice that calmed the sea,
Would call out through the rain,
And calm the storm in me.

I am yours.

Whom shall I fear?
Whom shall I fear?
'Cause I am yours.
I am yours.